Paul Larsen Back on Duty

Paul Larsen is BACK in the driving seat with the SAIL ROCKET TEAM in the race to break the 50kts barrier. Paul has been away doing some other big fast boat sailing for alittle while and I was just thinking what is that dude up to? I hope he sends some updates to me soon as You know I like his stuff. But then I remembered that I printed some outrageous headline and he sort of took the HUFF although I did sort of say sorry sort off without actually saying it, so well just keep it that way and see if he sends us something or just wants me to make it up.

Scottish Racers Re-Group with IRC tool boxes for 08

Scottish yacht Racing is just about to change according a chance meeting while on my way to the toilet at the Marina, whilst waiting for a piss while the cleaning lady washed out the stalls in the Gents, her and her helper informs me that a Brand New  Mills/King/Summit 40 (see picture above) has been purchased by Allan Hogg for next season, The cleaning lady suprised me by remembering

Julie Shows The Big Ones From Fort lauderdale boat show

Thats right Boaters TV’s Julie show us the big ones (nice ones) from the Biggest Boat show on the planet. The Fort Lauderdale Show is pure stunning in most ways. Marine Blast was there a few years ago en-route to Key West Week. Our fine yacht parked in the Marina and was dwarfed by the Super Yachts. It was real eye opener for the Scottish pure white boys who had’nt seen the sun in a few months and thought it was a UFO for the first few days. Yes we did’nt see anything UGLY there at all. And to top it all off got thrown out of HOOTERS for something to do with a table leg or something. 

ROLEX FASTNET RACE Extreme Video Footage VIDEO

This without doubt is one of the most extreme sailing videos that I have ever seen. You must simply watch it to the end, that’s if you can make it to the end through your own TEARS. It’s very well made and can only be described as a full length feature film. The Budget alone would bring a tear to a glass eye. It Charters the now legendary epic trip of a Team of Scottish Sailors from the Clyde who against all odds actually get to the start of the ROLEX FASTNET RACE 2007.

What the Papers say: 

TheGlasgow Hearld “It is without any doubt a tale of passion, love, and hate for the Deep Sea”

TonyBlair “I could not stand the hashness of the weather, its tougher than facing Prime Minister’s Question Time” when you have fucked it up again.”

The Tax Man “So thats where all the fuckin money went”

The Big Issue “Fuck me man I thought my life on the streets was hard” but thats totally harder man. RESPECT”.

The Horses Mouth AC updates by video from Mr Clean

So this is where we are at right now? Makes perfect sence does’nt it? Nice suit Hamish.

More off the water Americas Cup legal Warfare, however today is D- Day. Here the latest update from Mark Chisnell with more of the out come later Follow it here 

Nice 1 Big Man

Now Yer Talkin Big MAN, Brawww video of  aYacht finishing in a Building Site just B4 it ran aground on the Patio.

Middle Sea Race: Rambler on record pace, but fleet Shiting itself from the weather

 

 The 28th Rolex Middle Sea Race looked to be mirroring almost exactly its British cousin, the Rolex Fastnet, as retirement after retirement is phoned into the Royal Malta Yacht Club Race Control, whilst the front-runner makes record-breaking progress towards the finish. After a relatively benign start yesterday, the trouble began as yachts began to reach to the Sicilian coast. At 1600 today some twenty-two yachts had retired including four of the big ones – Titan 12 (USA), Valkyrie (CAN), Whisper (IRL) and Ourdream (GBR) – leaving thirty-five still racing.

New Fastnet Vidoe footage.

You might read, sorrry watch this this and think it’s a pile of Pishhh? And if you u do send me a e-ail and say sooo, and i’ll come round and kick yer cunt in.  

Thw real stuff on the water.

Fack me, just came back frm a Altemnative Sunday Saiuling Yacht Series down at a Farm close to us. logged on  to matube,com local version (hold on just goin to speww up) Oh fuck Im hungray. It’s pure mad how every week we all go saiiling and do the same things ans always it goew s wrong. But that life is it not? a biitt of the (I never thought that would happen LOL shit) this video sums it up for me. A good day on the water where it goes a bit shit but thro good team work, it all get s sorted out and every1 is havin good fun. So fuck all that good sailing video stucff where everything is perfect and sorted. Welldone for postin this video where life is life and true. Sail on. C U Next Tuesday. 

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R ma tickets here yet for this add? come on Branson get it sorted big man. 

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I want make some video this winter on some of the big MAXI YACHTS down under so if you know any of these guys get me on for a day or two. Also TP52 sailing would be very nice, something with Magic in it would be better. Avaliable to sailing this winter in the USA, OZ, NZ, EUROPE, infact anywhere its warm. I can get to these places with VIRGIN AIRWAYS where my sister works as pilot (She says)and will give me a lift.